ConglomoMart now sells cock rings. That's right, cock rings.
I can't believe it. I saw them the other day in the condom aisle and nearly died in gales of laughter. How are we getting away with this? How has the religious right not gotten wind of this and not tried to shut us down?
It's just too great. They're made by durex, my preferred brand of condom, and they're just a vibrating ring that slips on over the condom, and they're like 5 bucks. Isn't that cheap for a thrill?
Now... do I buy one?
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Maybe the religious right just doesn't know they exist and can't imagine what they're for!!! Maybe you could convince any zealots out there that they are just extra-strong hair-elastics. lol
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